I'm really into asian looking animals
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
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I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
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So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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