Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
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I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
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Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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