Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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