Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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