is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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