Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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