My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
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Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
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that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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