Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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