Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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