Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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