Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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