Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
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i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
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I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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