Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
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Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
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No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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