i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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