Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
