google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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