He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
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only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
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You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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