Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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