so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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