..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
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the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
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i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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