Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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