I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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