he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
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