HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
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New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
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Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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