we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
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Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
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My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I'm always down for nudity.
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