She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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