this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
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just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
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I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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