boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
We talked him into tasing himself.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
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WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
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I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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