You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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