he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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