Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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