Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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