K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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