i think my mom watched the whole time
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
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U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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