You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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