Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
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Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
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I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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