There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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