found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
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Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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