In the future we'll all be gay
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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