I'm lost and stupid without you.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
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Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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