Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
