guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
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