I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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