Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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