we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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