fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
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