just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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