Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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