Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
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You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
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We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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