How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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