Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
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It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
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Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize