3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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