She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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