If you die in college, do you die in real life?
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
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He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
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He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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