Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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