We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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