Fuck appropriateness.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Randomize