she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
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Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
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You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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