Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
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have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
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when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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