I'm lost and stupid without you.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
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Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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