all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
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theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
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Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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